Oh, I luff her...

My mama's e-mail response to my yen to make a Pittsburgh trip:

"soon,pet....soon..."

In honor of sister Kara's birthday, belated quotes from her visit a few weeks ago...

K: "...this is what my nipple did."
Me: "The Kara Lawson story...next on Lifetime."

"I wouldn't do guy porn, but I would totally do a girl."-K (I think?)

"There's something wrong with my second hole."
Soon followed by: "Feel my hole."-K

"Ok, finish your beer so we can go drink more."--me

Sister Kara quotes from the Andrew Bird concert

"Sometimes it pays to get screwed."

"I have whistle envy."