Text message from Dusty

"Hey i was eating this really juicy pickle and then i thought of you hey shree"

Rj's email salutation to me

"hey eclectic barbarella:"

Rj leaves some po-try on my fridge

Brian comes through a second time on Turkey Day (TM)

"lol, your wit-sensing brain cells are apparently the iraqi civilians in this metaphor"

Brian's away message on Thanksgiving

"lord, we are thankful that the brown people we found here didn't put up much of a fight for their land."

Reunited, oh it feels so good

"I swear that I smelled it later in a dream."--Eric on the rank Thai fish sauce we used to cook

"I'm really virile."--Tommy, on his sperm count

"I'm sure giving birth sucks too."--Tommy

My sister's response to my query about whether or not she wanted to go see Rufus Wainwright in concert...

"Abso-fruit-ly."