Thank god for the interweb--How else would we have access to these soul-deep and important moments of true communication?

Shlee: My coffee tastes like cigarettes
but in the good way
Rira: haha...ew
Shlee: and there's an old man at the table next to me singing beach boys songs out loud
i just had to tell someone before i burst
Rira: are you at the moose?
Shlee: yup
that would be an even more interesting anecdote if I were actually at home
Rira: yes, it would