"We started getting it on, and I decided I'm so over this."--Woman in Union Square
"Hey, did you know redheads rule the world?"--Crazy man addressing me as I walked through US
Gems from a conversation with the checkout manager at Trader Joe's:
Him: "I tried to eat my jack o lantern, but it tasted awful."
Him again (later in the conversation): "I bet you didn't know that pumpkins have testicles."
Me: :::pause::: "Well, you learn something new every day."
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