This is true (and it may also explain that period of my life I refer to as "The Year of Three Stalkers")

Brian: haha, I enjoyed my quote about flirting with crazy chicks btw

me: maria sent that to me
her fault

brian: for the record, the girl is crazy. maybe you'll meet her sometime...but probably not

me: does she like you?

brian: hard to tell. all the normal indicators are there, but patently, they don't apply to crazy people