"Sweet!" (When we got our movie tickets, ordered ahead of time online, at the kiosk instead of having to wait in the long, long line)
Me: (talking about how I've got some bitch woman pegged.) "I've got her number."
Mama: "And it's not in your 'five.'"
(I'm so proud of her quick wit...probably one of the all time great Jenny moments.)
"Is it time for another Gim-butt?"--my mama (she means "gimlet," but she's already under the influence of one)
"Hell yeah!"--after my asking her if she thinks I could/should live in Prague next summer
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