"I started a conga line. It was quality."--Amy C.
"The dress is adhesive? The breasts are adhesive."--me
"Are you wearing underpants?"--me, to Rira
"I haven't talked to her in a year. I feel kinda bad ruining her wedding."--Amy L.
"Just so you know, I'm not putting out now." (Who said this? I can't remember....not a good sign)
"If it helps out your blog, I do know that Maria likes to be the big spoon."--Amy C.
"Once again, we could be circus people."--Amy L.
"Well, he's not married, so he's fair game."--Rira (about the engaged Irishman)
(and later...)
"This is really sad, cuz all the people I drunk dial are in this house."--Brian (holding his phone, preparing to drunk dial)
"In the name of the father, the son, and Ashley Lawson..."--Brian
"I wish I could make you bleed."--me (to Brian?)
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